Very, very special skills
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005How come we find it so hard to recruit a second teacher, when we receive so exceptional CVs and cover letters ?
“Repairing Skills
… Remove Bad Sector on HDD by the easy way.”
“Develop web page for CARITAS, a non-organization.”
“Mar-Apr, 2003 : Network design and planning […] for a company (20,000 PCs, 5 departments).”
“I understand that my willful misstatement describes heroin may lead to my disqualification or dismissal. If employed.”
“I have enclosed a resume along with a cover letter and a curriculum vitae in the purpose of making you convenient to find my background suitable.”
“I, the undersigned, certify that:(I) I am not a former CPO-A staff […] (ii) I am not a close relative of CPO-A personnel.”